Important News?

Paris Hilton was called to court and returned to jail today, 24 hour, round the clock coverage of her movements throughout the day on all the major "news" networks!

Oh and by the way, Gen. Peter Pace is stepping down from his position as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, The first space shuttle launch of the year went off successfully, and during the G8 conference participants are being criticized for not living up to the pledges made to fight diseases in Africa.


Paris psychological state is shaky she's being watched closely to make sure she doesn't hurt herself while imprisoned. Stay Tuned to all "news" networks for updates.